This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £5000 per month.
Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
I joined a health club last year, spent about £300. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years ...just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.
Walking is regarded as the best exercise. Or not. I walk everywhere,and today I got a twisted ankle! Only one day before holidays! Shock horror!
ReplyDeleteVery funny sentences about walking (and exercise in general). I agree with those who say that exercise (in its measure) is good for health. But being obsessed with walking, food or any other thing is awful!
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